

OvenCheck v1 · it describes the past — it never predicts a coin and is never a buy signal. not financial advice. memecoins are risky.
Axiom the Intern
$AXINT
assumes everything is true, never checks, pushes to prod. we call him axiom.
assumes everything is true, never checks, pushes to prod. we call him axiom. axiom is the intern who treats every slack message as a proven theorem. he shipped a trading bot on a friday because the ticket said 'should be fine'. nobody hired him. he showed up, and that was taken as given.
Cy8oULqHCtCa1dwL5aHokWw7LgsTtVbotBHTma5v5pg1the chart
no chart yet - it shows up after the first trades. watch it live on pump.fun.
the lore
axiom is the intern who treats every slack message as a proven theorem.
he shipped a trading bot on a friday because the ticket said 'should be fine'.
nobody hired him. he showed up, and that was taken as given.